Before you start reading, you'll want to hit play. Go on. Rock out.
Verse
In a dark basement corner, nasty grease in my hair
Warm smell of some Ramen rising up through the air
Up ahead on my display there shown a glimmering site
My eyes grew heavy as I sipped my Dew - it wasn't even midnight
Firefox rendered before me a site I knew so well
The friendly alien beckoned me - What would I find there? No one can tell...
Then the page finished loading; I logged in right away
My envelope glowed that nice orange hue, I had new replies today!
Chorus
Welcome to your homepage known as Reddit!
Such a wondrous place, puts a smile on your face
Many new posts on your favorite subReddit!
Any time of day, there's something new to say
Verse
/WTF is so twisted; my mind, it starts to bend...eeww
/craigslist shows me lots of posts from people wanting to be my friends
I move on to /science, /pics and /entertainment
I post some comments to /bestof; I find some links and submit
I start browsing comments, I go to look at mine
I see that I need to post more links because my karma is only at 9
And still qgyh2 is posting all night and day
I keep browsing all through the night, up until the day
Chorus
Welcome to your homepage known as Reddit!
Such a wondrous place, puts a smile on your face
Many new posts on your favorite subReddit!
To the user who tries: many upvotes fly
Verse
My cat looks from the ceiling; Rick Astley sounds so nice
Xzibit puts a meme in my meme as comedic device
In the realm of comments I learn all of my memes
We downvote them with our blue arrows, but trolls just never leave
Why can't I just quit this? Why do I always need more?
How, sans Reddit, did I live my life back in 1994?
Oh well, it's no matter - this I was born to read
I can log out anytime I like. But I can never leave.
(insert sweet guitar solo from /music)
