MIT study concludes elite universities have an overwhelming redditor population

That headline is a total lie, but there was a reddit shoutout in a recent issue of MIT's The Tech by Campus Life editor, Charles Lin.

Sweet, I am out of the plane. Damn this water is really, really cold. I wonder how long until I get the hypothermia. Screw the FAA, I can check that shit right now! Okay, iPhone out. Going to Google. Wait — better update my Twitter, my guild is going to be so geeked out when they hear about this. “Crash landed plane in Hudson, gtg, being rescued. CU at Naxx tonight 7 p.m. EST k l8r.” Gotta do my Facebook status next. Oh wait. Dude, I could totally be like the first person to post this on Reddit. That’s going to be so much karma. Man, today’s like the best day ever.

Charles, I'd love to know your username. Hypothetically prioritizing your reddit karma over your health and well-being absolutely merits a bobblehead.