Our best wishes to "Giblet" and all the new future redditors out there. May all your days be bacon-winged, and don't worry, we're working some reddit paraphernalia that's more your size.
Here are the winning entries:
"A baby too special for the lowly stork, he/she arrives majestically on wings of pork."
- MRDAVE2000
"As a result of our love makin', We present our
- snark